[nidokidos] Sir, I would like a raise.

 

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Sir, I would like a raise. Employee: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you? Boss: Sure, come on in.  What can I do for you? Employee:  Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious  firm for over ten years. Boss:  Yes. Employee:  I won't beat around the bush.  Sir, I would like a raise. I currently have four companies after me and so I decided to talk to you first. Boss:  A raise? I would love to give you a raise, but this is just not the right time. Employee:  I understand your position, and I know that the current economic down turn has had a negative impact on sales, but you must also take into consideration my hard work, pro- activeness and loyalty to this company for over a decade. Boss:  Taking into account these factors, and considering I don't want to start a brain drain, I'm willing to offer you a ten percent raise and an extra five days of vacation time.  How does that sound? Employee:  Great!  It's a deal!  Thank you, sir! Boss:  Before you go, just out of curiosity, what companies were after you? Employee:  Oh, the Electric Company, Gas Company, Water Company  and the Mortgage Company!    EMAIL ETIQUETTE: ((((hi-light name and address and delete Please)))) If you forward this e-mail, please delete my e-mail address to reduce  SPAM, VIRUSES & IDENTITY THEFT!! Always use the Bcc to add the address of the recipients

 

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