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SARDARJI RETURNS
Boss: Where were you born?Sardar: India ..Boss: which part?Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bombexplodes while fixing. Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more. Sardar: What is the name of your car?Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol. Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken..Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one. At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? Sardar: U cheated me.Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '
